سعرNot a lion, a... 

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Not a lion, a...

Do you think I'm a lion? If you look closely, I'm a...

Humans treat me as a pet, but sometimes I think humans are my pets.

Dogs constantly seek to please humans, which I find foolish. I prefer spending more time sunbathing and grooming my fur.

Don't assume you know me well. Feed me some food you think I love, I enjoy drinking milk and eating ice cream, hahaha.

Damn! No time for small talk, I don't want to waste my time. Because saying these things again costs me a few minutes of my lifespan!